is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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