ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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