Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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