so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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