you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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