also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
so much tequila, so little girl.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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