That's when you crack a 10am beer
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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