please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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