Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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