i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
This girl is more easily done than said...
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
