So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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