This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
She even gives head with a lisp.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
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