we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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