dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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