Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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