brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
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