I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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