nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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