Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I have so many feelings about this burrito
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
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