1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I FOUND THE LEGS
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
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