its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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