I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
She even gives head with a lisp.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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