she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
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