Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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