I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Randomize
