I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement 😭😂
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