I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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