Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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