his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
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