she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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