haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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