yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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