How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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