Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Is it because I queefed?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
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