Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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