who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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