Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I can't turn off my feet"
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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