Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
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