Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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