i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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