we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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