i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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