So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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