She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
My breasts were aching with rage.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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