What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
Randomize
