What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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