why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
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