I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
there is glitter all over my balls
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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