yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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