The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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