She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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