Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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