Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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