Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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