maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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