Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
The Olympian is in my bed
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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