I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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